Tips and councils
Well, we all know not to follow certain parameters such as not separated ( Scooby Doo), shoot 2 times ( Zombieland ), no check ever closer ( 28 days), kill the infected before they kill you (Dawn of the Dead ), Do not do experiments with the girlfriend of a zombie (I am Legend ), but there are always things that we overlook. So read 3 times the next 8 points and memorícenlos because it could save your life:
- insist, a bullet, only 1 in the head and will do, do not waste ammunition by the pure. Except that such genetic experiments are Resident Evil and need bazookas.
- Do not get into the wilderness (like bathrooms) not sure there are no zombies or having a weapon to defend (and even toilet paper).
- Stay away (do not ask) of kindergartens, parks, animal shelters and crowded public places like stadiums, churches and schools. Believe me! The zombies also thought of going there first.
- If bite your partner, brother, mother anywhere in the body, can not save more that you take alcohol, suck blood or mutilate him ... Matale but something that will break your head because if you shoot the chest, anyway will become a zombie.
- 're not alone (you're freaky, autism or Asperger syndrome suffer), do not depart from the group, do not run like crazy and keep an eye on your friends. Follow the example of High school of the death (united strength and make you stay with the pretty girls
).
- If you drive, choose a good car bumper and a lot of petrol, wear seatbelts and make sure in the back seat there is a zombie.
- The zombies do not swim, climb and especially not freeze easily ... so take that in your favor, but does not fire brands that could fly several things and turn them into walking torches.
- If you are sure to remember all the recommendations, do not try to be a hero or you end up chasing your friends to bite.
In countries like the U.S., people (as the good Lins) are used to dial 911 and lose your sanity when they are attacked. In contrast, here in Peru we are quite capable of surviving and coping with the plague.
- have fences to protect wood and bags of garbage everywhere, no clearing, pots and cactus, brick / stones and metal bars, buildings as mannequins and pirated DVDs as shurikens. Old tires for cars and trucks can be used to catch, down and block the zombies.
- As for the food are plentiful throughout the city chifas, wholesale stores, carts, kiosks and bodegas (remember not to go to supermarkets).
- As to escape the zombies, everything is so grating where you climb to the homes and escape the zombies. In central districts as Jesus Maria, Lince and San Isidro the houses still have 1 or 2 levels which allows it to run through the roof, where there is usually wooden sticks and things in store. There are also several districts with trees on the main roads on which to climb. Some districts such as Los Olivos and San Borja are wide streets and many places to run and run, not as the alleys of Victoria.
- If you improvise weapons, we recommend the phones and clearings. The broom handles, garden tools, forks and marbles are always useful. In summer we hand umbrellas, beach chairs, fans. You can also use chairs, window frames and garbage cans to push the zombies while you run.
- recommend the use of skates, skateboards, scooters and bicycles (bikes not because they are noisy) to move quickly to places where cars are agglomerated.
For those who still have doubts about how to recognize a zombie , how to behave with a guest house zombie and especially how to kill a zombie , we let 3 videos that clearly explain each point:
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Mael is a journalist, editor and environmental activist community department oriented to the dissemination of Japanese culture ikuzo! You can find your blog article http://solomael.blogspot.com Write to ale_mael@hotmail.com
Mael is a journalist, editor and environmental activist community department oriented to the dissemination of Japanese culture ikuzo! You can find your blog article http://solomael.blogspot.com Write to ale_mael@hotmail.com
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